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16.
<<THE CONSPIRACY OF WORDS>>
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Once
upon a time there was a huge edifice called Dictionary of the
Spanish Language. It was a structure of such colossal size, so
far beyond any measure, that according to the chroniclers, it spread
over almost one-fourth of a table, just the ordinary kind one might
see in somebody’s house.
If we are to believe an ancient document found in an even more ancient
writingcase, an attempt was once made to place this edifice on its
owner’s bookshelf; the result was that the shelf threatened
to collapse, endangering everything else on it. The thing had two
boxboard walls, covered in speckled calf leather. On its façade
—leather also— one could observe a large poster, whose
gilded letters proclaimed to the world and to posterity the name and
significance of the great monument.
Its interior was a wondrous labyrinth, more splendid than the one
in ancient Crete. The inner structure was partitioned off by some
six hundred walls. Each wall was a page with a number.
Each page was subdivided into three long corridors or hallways.
In each corridor were an endless number of cells, occupied
by the eight– or nine hundred thousand inhabitants of the vast
enclosure. They were Words.
One morning there arose a great hubbub of voices, foot-stampings,
clashes of weapons, rustling of clothes, calls to arms and whinnyings,
as if a grand army were being raised, making ready with great haste
to engage in a dreadful battle And to tell the truth, it was to be
a war, for after a short time all, or nearly all the words in the
Dictionary carne forward, arrayed in sturdy, shining armor. They formed
such a huge phalanx that they wouldn’t have fit inside the Biblioteca
Nacional. This army offered a surprising and magnificent spectacle,
according to what I have been told by an eyewitness who watched the
whole thing from his hiding place nearby. This eyewitness was an ancient
Flos sanctorum, bound in parchment and sitting on the bookshelf
at that very moment. (...)
Robert Russell, (Dartmouth Hall. Spanish Dep. Hanover.
USA)
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